(more history from 5/3/05) I "sing" the songs

(Inspired by I WRITE THE SONGS by Barry Manilow)

I'll be in this dive 'til whenever, and I'm on my fourth of fifth beer
I put my words and others' melodies together
I am sh*t-faced and I "sing" the songs

CHORUS
I "sing" the songs that makes the whole bar cringe
I "sing" the songs of Cher and McCartney and Wings
I "sing" the songs that you wouldn't try
I "sing" the songs, I "sing"˙ them wrong

BIG FINISH
I am Sh*t-faced (sh*t-faced) and I "sing" them Wrong


Is anyone interested in a little K @ K's on R?