Who knew kwiting Karol's kould be so easy?

Phone conversations at the Lynch's last night - brought to you by the
Department of Homeland Security:

"Hey, chief, I'm not going to be able to make it tonight. I've got some
production stuff to work on."
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"No, LisaP isn't feeling well. She can't make it either."
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"I don't think Heineken will make her feel better."
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"You're really going by yourself?"
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"Yeah, that's probably a better idea to drink that bottle at home...by
yourself."


"Honey, I'm going to be home a little later than expected."
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"That's sweet that you cancelled karaoke to stay home."
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"You've already finished a bottle of wine?"
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"I guess the Italian bottles are smaller. Who's watching the kids?"