I wish I knew how to kuit U

(inspired by Brokeback Mountain - actually it is verbatim... I don't think I can improve on it in any way... it is perfect)

Tell you what, we coulda had a good life together, f'n real good life! Had us a place of our own. But you didn't want it, Ennis! So what we got now is Brokeback Mountain! Everything's built on that, that's all we got boy, f'n all. So I hope you know that if you don't never know the rest! You count the damn few times we have been together in nearly twenty years and you measure the short f'n leash you keep me on, and then you ask me about Mexico and tell me you'll kill me for needing somethin' I don't hardly never get. You have no idea how bad it gets! I'm not you... I can't make it on a coupla high-altitude "encounters"* once or twice a year! You are too much for me Ennis, son of a whoreson bitch...

I wish I knew how to quit you.

* edited to retain a PG-14 rating

In the words of The Alien, "I wish I knew how to quit you, Jimmah!"

how about some K on R @ K's?