Look for the hick with the light in his hands

(Inspired by LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS by THE BEATLES)

Picture yourself on a stool by a redneck,
With five or six beers and under done fries.
Somebody calls you, you walk up quite slowly,
A guy with a microphone "Hi"s.

Video letters turn from yellow to green,
Tell you you're lagging behind.
Look for the hick with the light in his hands,
And he yawns

Jimmy won't be shining his flashlight,
Jimmy won't be shining his flashlight,
Jimmy won't be shining his flashlight,
Ah... Ah...

Anybody up for K this R @ K's?