The Cretins Drinking and Singing

(Inspired by FLAGPOLE SITTA by HARVEY DANGER)

Been around the town and found
That only stupid people are K-ing
The cretins drinking and "singing"
And They don't even rehearse on CD!

Put me on the stage next to KG
And then you had to hear me
You told them all I was lousy
He cut me off - I'm a non-rotatee, Goddamn you

I'm not sick, that's how I smell
And I'm not full cause I've been to hell
I'm too drunk, to even tell,
That I prolly don't sing so well

K next R @ K's?