Even Jimmy was Blushing
Quiet night. Right off the bat I was conspicuously "ignored" by The Alien as he tittered away with BikerBouncer and Jimmy as if I was invisible... but I was SO not invisible...oh well... just let it go.
After feigning mock surprise at seeing me there in plain sight and rhetorically asking, "When did you get here?", Joe and Rhonda arrived. Things were quiet and we got in a quick round of two or three "performances" before the hipsters started filtering in. Just as Joe and Rhonda were leaving Alden swaggered in and a bit later, Lisap came in for a night cap.
There was this particularly annoying (for me anyway) Attentionholic who insisted on "performing" and "breaking all the K rules"... conspicuous dance-y embellishments... calling out to friends who were entering the bar during the MUSICAL BREAK (11 Measures). So very very annoying... I turned my back in protest.
After that there was some jamming.
New characters siting: "Mom and On Disability" - What I must assume is a Mother/Son Team... A pretty senior (oldest person in the bar) woman basically folded over in a bar stool and her non-verbal, hairy eared, middle aged, zombie of a son. They split a pitcher of Old Style. It was a sweet picture.
Carol was on a spiraling bender of some sort... FIRST: Her entire head is swelled and bursting with capillary flavor. SECOND: what little control she had over her speech was limited to Filthy Sex Talk. Example: "You know what I told that Mother%&*er?! I said, 'You better @57 that $(%%# and NO I am not going to @#^& that *&^^, So get the %&* out! You %&*in' Mother%&*er!'" Even Jimmy was blushing. It was literally awkward... and this is Karaoles remember.
She has traded down in Boy Friends too... the old one at least seemed to possess mostly human DNA... this one has had some significant losses and gains.
Mrs. Jimmy kept trying to push water bottles at her, but she just kept drinking double whisky shots and abusing us with filthy accounts of her Sex life... It was r.o.u.g.h. - She may actually lap Marie in the Ruining My Health Race.
THE LINE UP
The Alien: FAT BOTTOMED GIRLS (duet with Rhonda), CRACKLIN ROSE, ROCK THE CASBAH (proving again he is a The Clash specialist)
Joe: BUCKET
Rhonda: FAT BOTTOMED GIRLS (duet with The Alien)
Alden: (Chose to sit this one out)
Lisap: LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS (she had to follow the Attentionholic but put her to shame)
Chris: ACT NATURALLY, HEY GOOD LOOKIN', MORE THAN THIS
See you next R @ K's for K
After feigning mock surprise at seeing me there in plain sight and rhetorically asking, "When did you get here?", Joe and Rhonda arrived. Things were quiet and we got in a quick round of two or three "performances" before the hipsters started filtering in. Just as Joe and Rhonda were leaving Alden swaggered in and a bit later, Lisap came in for a night cap.
There was this particularly annoying (for me anyway) Attentionholic who insisted on "performing" and "breaking all the K rules"... conspicuous dance-y embellishments... calling out to friends who were entering the bar during the MUSICAL BREAK (11 Measures). So very very annoying... I turned my back in protest.
After that there was some jamming.
New characters siting: "Mom and On Disability" - What I must assume is a Mother/Son Team... A pretty senior (oldest person in the bar) woman basically folded over in a bar stool and her non-verbal, hairy eared, middle aged, zombie of a son. They split a pitcher of Old Style. It was a sweet picture.
Carol was on a spiraling bender of some sort... FIRST: Her entire head is swelled and bursting with capillary flavor. SECOND: what little control she had over her speech was limited to Filthy Sex Talk. Example: "You know what I told that Mother%&*er?! I said, 'You better @57 that $(%%# and NO I am not going to @#^& that *&^^, So get the %&* out! You %&*in' Mother%&*er!'" Even Jimmy was blushing. It was literally awkward... and this is Karaoles remember.
She has traded down in Boy Friends too... the old one at least seemed to possess mostly human DNA... this one has had some significant losses and gains.
Mrs. Jimmy kept trying to push water bottles at her, but she just kept drinking double whisky shots and abusing us with filthy accounts of her Sex life
THE LINE UP
The Alien: FAT BOTTOMED GIRLS (duet with Rhonda), CRACKLIN ROSE, ROCK THE CASBAH (proving again he is a The Clash specialist)
Joe: BUCKET
Rhonda: FAT BOTTOMED GIRLS (duet with The Alien)
Alden: (Chose to sit this one out)
Lisap: LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS (she had to follow the Attentionholic but put her to shame)
Chris: ACT NATURALLY, HEY GOOD LOOKIN', MORE THAN THIS
See you next R @ K's for K
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