K Offically Kalled OFF This Week

Due to lack of participation...

See you next R for K @ K's

So Far, Underwhelming Response...

No one has said, "yes'em"

A lot of people of said, "no thankya, 'mam"

Something to Brag at Work About

(inspired by STRAWBERRY FIELDS FOREVER by THE BEATLES)

Let me put you in
cause a big group just came... in from Deerfield
They think it's a big deal
something to brag at work about
B96 songs forever...

Singing ain't easy in your Idol Pose
And surprise! Mariah Carey's hard to sing
It's hard to be someone you're not
but it all works out
No one's listening except me

Let me put you in
cause a big group just came... in from Deerfield
They think it's a big deal
something to brag at work about
B96 songs forever...

K this R @ K's anyone?

DUE TO LACK OF DEMAND

We are waving K off until NEXT R...

There will be NO K this R @ K's

Next week, y'all!

Look for the hick with the light in his hands

(Inspired by LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS by THE BEATLES)

Picture yourself on a stool by a redneck,
With five or six beers and under done fries.
Somebody calls you, you walk up quite slowly,
A guy with a microphone "Hi"s.

Video letters turn from yellow to green,
Tell you you're lagging behind.
Look for the hick with the light in his hands,
And he yawns

Jimmy won't be shining his flashlight,
Jimmy won't be shining his flashlight,
Jimmy won't be shining his flashlight,
Ah... Ah...

Anybody up for K this R @ K's?