LITTLE LORD NOT JIMMY was NOT an Acceptable Alternative

PROS:

Our good friend Dawn graced her with her presence... And she brought her "A" Game with her - inspiring us all to new "heights"

It was a singers' night for sure. There was "Us" and there was "Them". Where "Them" consisted of a Bachelorette Party attended mostly by Ladies Who Love Ladies (LWLL). At one point Ryan and I and some Random Guy (if he was a guy) were the only Guys in the Place.

Another big plus, was a LWLL makeout session straight across the bar from us. nuzzling... smooching... public fondling (I can only assume, because I immediately averted my eyes modestly once I grasped the direction things were heading). In solidarity I offered to be snuggled by Ryan, but I was not taken up on the offer

In anycase, as you can see below... It was at times, an embarrassingly tight rotation... one after another we went up there on a virtual Matchbox Kenny conveyor belt.


CONS:

No Jimmy - that is right, Jimmy was "off". Has been for the last couple of days. Could it be Jimmy is losing the passion for handing yuppies and privileged college-aged young adults their ironic blue-collar beers?!

Another CON: with no Jimmy, there was the incongruently fey bartender behind the bar in his place. I would have loved to at least get a CATFISH or a LIL'JIMMY but LITTLE LORD NOT JIMMY was not an acceptable alternative... At least MRS JIMMY was there to keep us entertained guessing which one of us she was talking to.

And of course all were missed who could not make it... You know who you are.

THE LINE UP
Dawn: 9-TO-5 (duet with Rhonda), LETS GO CRAZY (duet with Rhonda), DEVIL WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA (duet with Rhonda)
Rhonda: 9-TO-5 (duet with Dawn), LETS GO CRAZY (duet with Dawn), DEVIL WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA (duet with Dawn)
Ryan: RAINY NIGHTS, TORN, (A Current Popular Song Whose Title I do Not know - "Something" DEEPLY)
Chris: YOUR CHEATIN HEART, TIGER BY THE TAIL, THE TIMES THEY ARE A CHANGIN, RING OF FIRE

See you Next R @ K's for K

What YOU can do for your Country Music Inn.

"And so, my fellow Ameri-K-ins: ask not what your Country Music Inn can do for you - ask what you can do for your Country Music Inn."

"Is you is or is you ain't my Kaby?"

Anyone going to be K-ing this R @ K's?

Lisaf and myself are IN... I believe the Kokat Wunder Tvins are IN

I believe the Alien is off-world so is OUT

Anyone else?

Don't ask questions in Hell

(Inspired by LET'EM IN by PAUL MCCARTNEY AND WINGS)

Someones peein' on the floor
You can tell from the smell
Don't ask what THAT was used for
Don't ask questions in Hell
Do me a favor,
Open the door, let air in

Little Jimmy, Cornbread too,
And Slim Gimpy, Magoo-san!,
Gulf War Syndrome, "Southern Blade",
Close the door, don't let them in!.

Someones smearin' on the wall
What it is, I can't tell
Boy, I wish there was a stall
There's no modesty in Hell

Do me a favor,
Open the door and let air in.


Anyone interested in K this next R @ K's (August 20). Rumor has it that someone's Sista will be in the Act this next R @ K's