Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Look at THAT Clown

(Inspired by ON TOP OF OLD SMOKEY by UNKNOWN)

Time to Kar-a-oke,
All jacked up on beer,
I sound like a dipsh*t,
but at least I'm sincere.

Standin' still counts for somethin',
not dancin' around,
I'd rather sound awful
Than look like _that_ clown.


Anybody up for K this, the next or the next next R?
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Friday, June 05, 2009

Never Got One Minute's Of The Sleeping


It was a pretty good night. Lot's of information shared with both Jimmy and Magoo-san.

The Alien has struck up an interesting relationship with Magoo-san. For some reason, Magoo-san has decided to allow The Alien to train him to follow orders and do little tricks and tasks for him. You can see Magoo-san dancing at the end of the Puppet Master's strings in the picture to the left (credit to Ryan for this most excellent "candid"). It is actually kind of adorable. The title of this post comes from his interpretation of PROUD MARY, which he only performed because The Alien ordered him to do it.

The Alien also ordered him to share what he did when he is not K'ing. Interest was peaked when we noticed he was wearing scrubs... Turns out he a Homecare Nurse (shudder). Paraphrasing Rhonda, his is not the face you would want to wake up from a comma to.

Marie update: According to Jimmy Marie opens the bar daily (11am). She is usually too drunk to be allowed to stay by the time Jimmy comes on duty (5pm) and she clears out. Still has the taste for Blackb'ry brandy it seems as well.

Met a new character last night as well - Toothless Lover. It is all in the name. He is not, in fact, toothless... he has couple of teeth. But the overall effect is "toothless". What he lacks in choppers he makes up in charm and dancing ability - taking all the ladies for a spin on the "dance floor" (the DMZ between "stage" and "bar"). Even our Rhonda was swept onto the "floor" - where she immediately proceeded to purposely collide with me during my "performance".

Matchbox Kenny has come up at least 2 notches in our books due his efficient and consistent moving us to the top of the list, maintaining, in his words, "the rotation" (!!). This was especially appreciated given the number of beyond Irony Hipsters that kept getting off the Northwestern Campus bus that must have started a route between campus and Karaoles. Sheesh!

It was a good night and I am looking forward to the Next R that we K @ K's


THE LINE UP

The Alien: PAINT IT BLACK, CRACKLIN' ROSE (duet with Magoo-san), I'M TOO SEXY (FOR MY SHIRT) (2nd duet with Magoo-san)
Rhonda: DEVIL WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA, HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF, BABY GOT BACK
Ryan: DRIVIN MY LIFE AWAY, JEEPSTER, WHEN WILL I BE LOVED,
Chris: I SANG DIXIE, ACT NATURALLY, HERE COMES THE SUN
Magoo-san: CRACKLIN' ROSE (duet with Magoo-san), PROUD MARY, I'M TOO SEXY (FOR MY SHIRT) (2nd duet with Magoo-san)
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Monday, June 01, 2009

Afraid to Stick My Head Out

(Inspired by RIDING THE STORM OUT by REO SPEEDWAGON)

Hidin' in the Black Out
Afraid to stick my head out
In a dark barroom full of
Popstar hired Ninja
I'm layin on the floor
Hopin to make the door
I've been thinking about what
I'been writin' that I shud'nt have

{Refrain}
And I'm not seein' a thing
Damn all these Earth-a-lings!
Hidin' in the Black Out (4x)

K this R @ K's?
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